Penguin Jokes pg 2

PENGUIN JOKES
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The Seven Dwarfs are on a vacation in Europe and receive an audience with the Pope.
As the oldest, Dopey serves as spokesman for his mates.
Standing before the Pope, Dopey asks, "Your excellency, are there any dwarf
nuns in Vatican City?"
The Pope thinks for a moment and says, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns
in Vatican City."
This makes the other six dwarfs snicker.

Dopey then asks, "Mr. Pope, are there any dwarf nuns in Europe?"
"No," the Pope responds. "There are no dwarf nuns in Europe."
Hearing this, the other six dwarfs fall to the floor, laughing and howling.

Dopey looks at the Pope and says, "Sir, are there any dwarf nuns in the
world?"
"No, my son," the Pope says. "There are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the
world."
With this, the other six dwarfs began chanting, "Dopey made love to a
penguin! Dopey made love to a penguin!"

(Contributed by Steve Lawrence, thanks!)

A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he
notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to
look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to
the nearest town and stops at the first gas station. After
dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around
town.

He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in
Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the
spot. He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down
to eat. Having no hands, he makes real mess trying to eat
with his little flippers.

After finishing his ice cream, he
goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's
found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, "It
looks like you´ve blown a seal."

"No, no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."

(Contributed by Caryn Bivens, thanks!)

A guy is walking down the street and he´s really horny. so he goes to
the first whore house he sees. He only has five dollars, so they
kick him out. The guy goes to the next one. But, since he only has
five dollars, he gets kicked out.

So, by this time, he´s really super horny, so he goes to the next one
and says: "Look, I only have five dollars. I´m really horny and I need
a blow job for 5 dollars!"

The guy there says: "OK, for five dollars we can give you a penguin."

"What´s a penguin?"

"You´ll see."

So, the guy takes the 5 dollars and leads the horny man to a bedroom.
The man unzips his pants and waits for his "penguin". Soon a whore
comes in and starts giving the guy a blow job. Just as he´s about to let
loose, she stops and walks away. Now the horny guy with his pants
at his ancle, waddles after her, shouting...