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Have some fun with my penguin jokes!
There are also some comics on separate pages.

Q: How do Penguins drink their cola?
A: On the rocks.
 

Q: What´s black and white and goes round and around?
A: A Penguin in a revolving door.
 

Q: Why don´t you see Penguins in Britain?
A: Because they´re afraid of Wales.
 

Q: Who is a Penguin´s favourite pop star?
A: Seal.
 

Q: What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
A: Starfish.
 

Q: Why don´t Penguins like rock music?
A: They only like sole.


Q: Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?
A: Because they haven´t got any pockets.
 

Q: What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow.
 

Q: What do mother Penguins say to their children
before they go out in the dark?
A: Beak....careful out there.
 

Q: Why do two Penguins in a nest always agree?
A: Because they don´t wanna fall out.
 

Q: What do Penguins have for lunch?
A: Icebergers.

Q: What do you call a penguin in the desert?
A: Lost.


           A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. While doing this
                    the clerk spots two penguins sitting on the back seat of the car. He asks
                    the driver, "What's up with the penguins in the back seat?"

                    The man in the car says, "I found them. I asked myself what to do with
                    them but, I haven't a clue."

                    The clerk ponders a bit then says, "You should take them to the zoo."

                    "Yeah, that's a good idea," says the man in the car and drives away.

                    The next day the man with the car is back at the same gas station. The
                    clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car.

                    "Hey, they're still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo!"

                    "Oh, I did," says the driver, "and we had a great time. Today I'm taking
                    them to the beach."

What´s black & white, black & white, black & white and black & white?

A penguin rolling down the hill.

(Contributed by Lydia Maher, thanks!)
 

A COUPLE OF MORE JOKES HERE, NOT FOR THE YOUNG ONES!


 
 

COMIC 1
 

COMIC 2
 

COMIC 3
 

COMIC 4 -not for kids

COMIC 5 - not for kids

COMICS 6

COMICS 7

COMIC 8

COMIC 9

COMIC 10

COMIC 11

COMIC 12

COMIC 13

COMIC 14
 
 

Got more jokes or comics? PLEASE send them to me!!!
 

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