PINGVINSKOJ
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Q: How do Penguins drink their
cola?
A: On the rocks.
Q: What´s black and white
and goes round and around?
A: A Penguin in a revolving
door.
Q: Why don´t you see Penguins
in Britain?
A: Because they´re afraid
of Wales.
Q: Who is a Penguin´s favourite
pop star?
A: Seal.
Q: What kind of fish do Penguins
catch at night?
A: Starfish.
Q: Why don´t Penguins like
rock music?
A: They only like sole.
Q: Why do Penguins carry fish
in their beaks?
A: Because they haven´t
got any pockets.
Q: What do Penguins sing on a
birthday?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow.
Q: What do mother Penguins say
to their children
before they go out in the dark?
A: Beak....careful out there.
Q: Why do two Penguins in a nest
always agree?
A: Because they don´t
wanna fall out.
Q: What do Penguins have for
lunch?
A: Icebergers.
Q: What do you call a penguin
in the desert?
A: Lost.
A
man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. While doing this
the clerk spots two penguins sitting on the back seat of the car. He asks
the driver, "What's up with the penguins in the back seat?"
The man in the car says, "I found them. I asked myself what to do with
them but, I haven't a clue."
The clerk ponders a bit then says, "You should take them to the zoo."
"Yeah, that's a good idea," says the man in the car and drives away.
The next day the man with the car is back at the same gas station. The
clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car.
"Hey, they're still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo!"
"Oh, I did," says the driver, "and we had a great time. Today I'm taking
them to the beach."
What´s black & white, black & white, black & white and black & white?
A penguin rolling down the hill.
(Contributed by Lydia Maher, thanks!)
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